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[07 May 2011|07:27pm]

Can I just say that some people take things way too seriously? I was in the park today because, let's face it, the summer's winding down, and there's nothing to do but wait for the Cup and try not to die of boredom. Anyway. There was this girl sitting on a bench looking bored, so I sat by her and just started talking with her. It was harmless. I wasn't even flirting, and her boyfriend came over and started causing problems. I called him a meat head, but in polysyllabic words, so he threw a punch. Big mistake. While he was still trying to regain his balance from hitting the air, I grabbed his arm, and spun him till he was scratching his neck from behind. Seriously. We were just talking. His friends stepped in though, so it was three on one. Which means I could use a bruise paste, if anyone would be so obliged. They need stitches, though, poor buggers.

Ward to Ava
Hey. So...I signed you up for cooking lessons. Before you complain: it's my money, and I can do whatever I want with it. Also, I think you should just get back in there, you know?

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